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SELECT `e`.*, `idx_table`.`product_id`, `idx_table`.`store_id` AS `item_store_id`, `idx_table`.`added_at`, `price_index`.`price`, `price_index`.`tax_class_id`, `price_index`.`final_price`, IF(price_index.tier_price IS NOT NULL, LEAST(price_index.min_price, price_index.tier_price), price_index.min_price) AS `minimal_price`, `price_index`.`min_price`, `price_index`.`max_price`, `price_index`.`tier_price`, `cat_index`.`position` AS `cat_index_position`, `cat_index`.`visibility`, `store_cat_index`.`visibility` AS `store_visibility`, `cataloginventory_stock_status`.`stock_status` FROM `catalog_product_entity` AS `e` INNER JOIN `report_viewed_product_index` AS `idx_table` ON (idx_table.product_id=e.entity_id) AND (idx_table.visitor_id = '14737979') INNER JOIN `catalog_product_index_price` AS `price_index` ON price_index.entity_id = e.entity_id AND price_index.website_id = '1' AND price_index.customer_group_id = 0 INNER JOIN `catalog_category_product_index` AS `cat_index` ON cat_index.product_id=e.entity_id AND cat_index.store_id=1 AND cat_index.category_id = '2' LEFT JOIN `core_store` AS `store_index` ON store_index.store_id = idx_table.store_id LEFT JOIN `core_store_group` AS `store_group_index` ON store_index.group_id = store_group_index.group_id LEFT JOIN `catalog_category_product_index` AS `store_cat_index` ON store_cat_index.product_id = e.entity_id AND store_cat_index.store_id = idx_table.store_id AND store_cat_index.category_id=store_group_index.root_category_id INNER JOIN `cataloginventory_stock_status` ON cataloginventory_stock_status.product_id = e.entity_id WHERE (idx_table.product_id NOT IN('3409')) AND (cat_index.visibility IN(3, 2, 4) OR store_cat_index.visibility IN(3, 2, 4)) AND (`cataloginventory_stock_status`.`stock_status` = 1) ORDER BY `cataloginventory_stock_status`.`qty` desc, `e`.`created_at` desc